The emo theory - expanded

The following part was my reaction on an article that my friend Rachael posted in this article.
As it is litterally quoted, you might want to read that first for it to make sense.
So I'm too lazy to edit it into a more decent article, sue me :þ

"Hehe this is a good one

I have another definition of Emo's for ya:
"Emo's are people that slap themselves until they cry and write a song about it."

This appears to be painfully true, too..

And yeah, they think screaming makes their music heavy and hardcore (funny, in Holland, hardcore is something completely different...)

Online, emo's are quite easy to recognise:
-They put x's infront of and behind their names, or inbetween words (x_sadHellKittie_x, sadXloserXkid)
-Dark and unclear display pics with photo's of themselves, looking sad at weird angles
-They tend to pretend being vampires and such

Emo's are also the people that give goths a bad name, as many people outside either group or similar can't tell the difference.
Goths aren't usually cutters, that's the emo's, nor are goths sad and depressed all the time, that too is more an emo trait.

Emo's annoy me incredibly with their "Look at me, I'm so sad, I need attention, but don't actually come near me because I want to be sad and lonely so I can keep this attitude up" attitude.

They're creeps. Maybe we could get them all to move to Siberia where they can be as sad and lonely as they want and not bother anyone with it but eachother?

Whoa, big rant.."

Edit: Fixed the links, as apparently, their reference adress changed >_<>